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Monday 15 April 2024

Great men can work miracles

A trope I enjoy in folktales is the one that recounts the deeds of great heroes as achieved by wizardry, because of course there's no other way they could have done half of what they did. In one of the Knightmare novellas I had the protagonist thaw out a dwarf who'd spent the last fourteen centuries inside a block of ice in an Alpine cave. He'd eaten one of Hannibal's elephants, so Hannibal froze him solid.

The following tales of Drake, taken from Anna Bray's book The Borders of the Tamar and the Tavy, were an influence on Dragon Warriors and even more so on Jewelspider:

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Tradition, in this part of the West Country, is still busied with the fame of Drake; and all the stories told of him are of a wild and extravagant nature. No doubt this originated from the terror of his name and the wonder of his exploits—exploits so extraordinary that they were here considered to owe their success to something supernatural in himself, and that he often performed them by the power of enchantment. Nor can we feel surprised at this credulity when we recollect that even in these days, with the peasantry of Devon, witchcraft is still believed to be practised in the county, and extraordinary circumstances or sufferings to be brought about by the active agency and co-operation of the devil.

Thus was our hero converted, by popular opinion, into a wizard; and as such the ‘old warrior’ (for so the lower classes here call Drake) is to the present time considered amongst them. The following traditionary tales will serve to show the sort of necromantic adventures which credulity has fastened on the memory of the great naval admiral of the reign of good Queen Bess.

One day whilst Sir Francis Drake was playing at the game of kales [ninepins] on the Hoe at Plymouth, it was announced to him that a foreign fleet (the Armada, I suppose) was sailing into the harbour close by. He showed no alarm at the intelligence, but persisted in playing out his game. When this was concluded, he ordered a large block of timber and a hatchet to be brought to him. He bared his arms, took the axe in hand, and manfully chopped up the wood into sundry smaller blocks. These he hurled into the sea, while at his command every block arose a fire-ship; and within a short space of time a general destruction of the enemy’s fleet took place, in consequence of the irresistible strength of those vessels he had called up to ‘flame amazement’ on the foes of Elizabeth and of England. Wild as this story is, there is something of grandeur in the idea of Drake standing on such a commanding elevation as the Hoe, with the sea, which spreads itself at its foot, before him, and that element together with the fire-ships obedient to the power of his genius, whose energies were thus mar­vellously exerted for the safety of his country.

The next tradition respecting Sir Francis was communicated to me by our esteemed friend, Mr. Davies Gilbert, who has shown the interest he takes in such fragments of the ‘olden time’ by the very curious collection he some years ago published of the Cornish ballads.

In the days of Drake the vulgar considered the world to be composed of two parallel planes, the one at a certain distance from the other. In reference to this space it was commonly said that Sir Francis hadshot the gulf,’ meaning that his ship had turned over the edge of the upper plane so as to pass on to the waters of the under. “There is,” said Mr. Davies Gilbert, “an old picture of Drake at Oxford, repre­senting him holding a pistol in one hand, which, in former years, the man who acted as showman to strangers was wont to say (still further improving upon the story) was the very pistol with which Sir Francis shot the gulf!”

Another story told of this hero is, that the people of Plymouth were so destitute of water in the reign of Queen Elizabeth, that they were obliged to send their clothes to Plympton to be washed in fresh water. Sir Francis Drake resolved to rid them of this inconvenience. So he called for his horse, mounted, rode to Dartmoor, and hunted about till he found a very fine spring. Having fixed on one that would suit his purpose, he gave a smart lash to his horse’s side, pronouncing as he did so some magical words, when off went the animal as fast as he could gallop, and the stream followed his heels all the way into the town. This assuredly was not only the most wonderful, but the most cheap and expeditious, mode of forming a canal ever known or recorded by tradition.

The next story of Sir Francis is a very singular one, nor can I in the least trace its origin to any real circumstance which might have been exaggerated in the relation, till it became, like the other tales about our hero, necromantic. It seems in every way a fiction. The good people here say that whilst the ‘old warrior’ was abroad, his lady, not hearing from him for seven years, considered he must be dead and that she was free to marry again. Her choice was made, the nuptial day was fixed, and the parties had assembled in the church. Now it so happened that at this very hour Sir Francis Drake was at the anti­podes of Devonshire, and one of his spirits, who let him know from time to time how things went on in England, whispered in his ear in what manner he was about to lose his wife. Sir Francis rose up in haste, charged one of his great guns, and sent off a cannon ball so truly aimed that it shot right through the globe, forced its way into the church, and fell with a loud explosion between the lady and her intended bridegroom. “It is the signal of Drake!” she ex­claimed, “He is alive, and I am still a wife. There must be neither troth nor ring between thee and me.”

Another legend of Sir Francis represents him as acting from motives of jealousy and cruelty, in a way he was very little likely to do. The story says that whilst he was once sailing in foreign seas he had on board the vessel a boy of uncommonly quick parts. In order to put them to the proof Sir Francis ques­tioned the youth, and bade him tell what might be their antipodes at that moment. The boy without hesitation told him Barton Place, (for so Buckland Abbey was then called) the Admiral’s own mansion in his native county. After the ship had made some further progress Sir Francis repeated his question, and the answer he received was, that they were then at the antipodes of London Bridge. Drake, surprised at the accuracy of the boy’s knowledge, exclaimed, “Hast thou, too, a devil ? If I let thee live, there will be one a greater man than I am in the world.” And so saying he threw the lad overboard into the sea, where he perished.

FURTHER READING

British Folk Tales & Legends by Katherine Briggs, on Amazon US and Amazon UK.

13 comments:

  1. Dear Mr Morris, With regards to the publication of Tetsubo at the end of the year, will said title be offered also at DriveThruRPG? Thank you.

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    1. Hi Stanley -- I've recently been thinking about putting some books up on DriveThruRPG, but I don't know much about it. I'll need to do some more research.

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  2. Dear Mr Morris, I have published a few titles over there. It really is fairly easy - even for an older dog like me. :)

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    1. I'm sure it is, Stanley. All I need to look into is things like how I'd individually watermark a PDF and whether it's worth all the work involved in hyperlinking a book (though that's for gamebooks, not RPGs). I might test the water by uploading Can You Brexit, which is already available as a PDF anyway.

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    2. ...Tetsubo is not going to sell a whole lot of copies in any case, so maybe I should just bite the bullet and put it on DriveThru for free without bothering about watermarks.

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    3. If I remember rightly, Dave, you can let DTRPG worry about the watermarking, generally account name and order number.

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    4. Thanks, Simon, that will help a lot. Maybe I'll dip a toe in the water with the Critical IF books (which I already have in hyperlinked form) and see how that goes.

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  3. Yes, Mr Morris. DriveThruRPG does all of the watermarks for you.

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    1. Phew! Thanks, Stanley. That will make it a lot easier. Now if only they would hyperlink all my gamebooks for me as well... :-)

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    2. Latest update: I've uploaded several of my books to DriveThruRPG and am now waiting to see if they pass the checks. If so, there should be nothing to prevent Jewelspider and Tetsubo going on DriveThru too once they're ready. Thanks for the nudge, Stanley!

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  4. Hi Dave, many thanks for sharing these atmospheric tales of Drake, who seems to have been part Merlin, part Blackbeard and maybe even a little Captain Kirk?
    In any event, it inspired me to pen these lines-

    Beating strong upon Drake's drum,
    Ten times and more, will make him come,
    To call his ship from out of Hell,
    And drive old England's foes pell-mell;
    But mark you well that a wizard's game,
    Is played for wizard's power and fame.

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    1. Yes, and he even shows up in Down Among the Dead Men as "El Draque". Thanks for another fine verse, John -- now how do you feel about penning an Elizabethan sea shanty version?

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    2. Thanks Dave, I shall work on that over a glass of rum as dark as the ocean's midnight waves!

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