With Christmas coming up, I feel I should suggest a few presents. Christmas Eve is the perfect time for weird tales, and they don't come any better than John Whitbourn's Binscombe Tales -- the perfect blend of eeriness, wit, charm and chills. But don't overlook the same author's novel Babylondon, which I sometimes categorize as Doctor Who meets A Matter of Life & Death:
"1780, The Gordon Riots: London is on fire and in the hands of the mob. Babylon rises from the Infernal depths to replace England’s capital and rule forever. Enter the enigmatic Cavaliere, sent to sort things out, armed only with a swordstick—and frightfully good manners."Also recommended is his short story collection Altered Englands, "where traditional ghost stories rub shoulders with alternate histories, science fiction, fantasy, and tales of the supernatural. Expect blood to be chilled, pulses to quicken, and wry smiles to be raised. Includes the concluding—and revelatory—story from the Binscombe Tales series, ‘England Expects!’"
John Whitbourn doesn't only write for grown-ups. Like many authors, he has shared the tales he told to his own children. Look for Amy-Faith & the Stronghold and Amy-Faith & the Enemy of Calm.
Also imbued with the magic we expect of the season is Roz Morris's delightful short novel Lifeform Three, in which a robot and an animal together remind the humans of the future what really matters in life. Roz also wrote a charming and quirky travel memoir, Not Quite Lost, in which the Morrises explore odd corners of the UK; think Bill Bryson with more focus on the lives and eccentricities of the people met. Of course, I'm not impartial.
Another timeless classic guaranteed to bring thrills and laughs: Jamie Thomson's Dark Lord novels. Supposedly for kids but loved just as much by grown-ups, the series makes ideal reading for Christmas.
If you're not into fiction, regular readers will remember that I have previously praised Andy Fletcher's memoir-cum-life-guide How To Back Horses & Yourself. As I put it in my Amazon review, reading it is like going for a pint with somebody who is expert in their subject and is also a dazzling raconteur who can be funny and insightful while telling you all the ins and outs of their subject.
There's nothing Christmassy about Fights in Tight Spaces, but it is a fun little game that Jamie and I have been enjoying recently, and if you're too lazy to do any shopping it has the advantage that you can just download it. It reminds me a little of the classic boardgame Gunslinger, given that your tactical moves are played in the form of cards with an action point cost (though in Gunslinger you choose the round's cards rather than having them dealt randomly and most cards can be played in more than one way). The developer is currently polishing a follow-up called Knights in Tight Spaces, which I can see myself losing many hours to.
Or what about a gamebook? Some of the best available are Martin Noutch's Steam Highwayman series, rich with enough period atmosphere, innovative fantasy, exhilarating adventure, and vivid characters to draw comparison with Dickens. Playing these is like diving into your own Christmas Day movie.
Possibly the ultimate in depth of both setting and gameplay is Expeditionary Company. This series is complex but rewards the care and attention you'll put into every detail, even down to the NPC guards you'll pick to defend your caravans: some of the NPCs are arrogant and hard to get along with but consummate fighters, others have valuable skills like healing, survival, tracking and trading. There's a huge range of downloadable extras you can find here. What would be even more perfect to turn Expeditionary Company into a Christmas gift would be if there was a boardgame adaptation (maybe a Kickstarter for 2025 there?) but with a little imagination you'll find the gamebooks are all you'll need to carry you off into a whole other world of fabulous adventures.
Another innovative gamebook is In the Ashes by Pablo Aguilera. I say gamebook, but this really is a solo RPG with a fascinating admixture of boardgame elements. I intend to talk more about both this and Expeditionary Company when I get time to analyze them in detail, but suffice it to say that In the Ashes is a physically gorgeous artefact that would make an ideal Christmas present.
Or for something visual that's both disturbing and charming at the same time, let me recommend Ryan Lovelock's brilliant Kadath Express. Ryan has provided a free digital version (hit the link) for you to try online, but consider splashing out for the hardback because it really makes a gorgeous gift.
For roleplaying into the New Year, I like the look of Postmortem Studios' Wightchester: Prison City of the Damned. It's sort of the horror reversal of Mirabilis (see below) as the comet of 1666 causes the dead to rise from their graves. The rising is worst in England, where the dead from the plague and the recent Civil War overwhelm the city of Whitchester, which is subsequently sealed up tight and walled off, becoming Wightchester. The city is now a prison for criminals tasked with reclaiming it and facing certain death from the undead should they fail. (And for further ideas to keep the campaign going once Whitchester is purged of zombies, you could do worse than plunder the imagination of Pat Mills in his comic Defoe: 1666.)
If you're looking for books of mine (and bless you, if so) then the ones I'd most recommend for Christmas are Mirabilis: Year of Wonders volume one and volume two. And if comics are not your thing, the Edwardian fantasy of the Mirabilis universe is also on show in A Minotaur at the Savoy, a collection of quirky vignettes. Or if it's a virtual stocking you're looking to fill, try the online version of Heart of Ice generously coded by Benjamin Fox.
And for viewing on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, here are a few things I've enjoyed over the years while recovering between bouts of turkey and pudding. Wine may also have been involved.
- 101 Dalmatians
- Catch Me If You Can
- First Men in the Moon
- A Ghost Story for Christmas (especially "The Ash Tree")
- Inside Number 9 (like M R James, ideal for Christmas Eve)
- Knight & Day
- The Ladykillers
- The Lost City
- Passengers
- Robin Redbreast
- Spy
- The Stone Tape
- Survivors (1975)
- The Time Traveler's Wife
- The Woman in Black (1989)
Thanks for the additional 'How To Back Horses' plug, Dave. I wholeheartedly second your recommendations for the works of John, Roz and Jamie mentioned. And your own of course! Thanks also for the 'Cubic Capacity' seasonal gift, which I unwrapped early and enjoyed. I'm surprised you haven't done more stuff like that in the intervening years.
ReplyDeleteI was a big fan of short stories back then, Andy -- science fiction, fantasy and horror -- and there was a big market with magazines like Analog, Galaxy, Fantastic Stories, F&SF. That's sadly dwindled over the years, though series like the Binscombe Tales show that you still can't beat a great short story. If I win the lottery (admittedly I'm starting to give up hope) I'm definitely going to start up a print edition of Wrong with some new yarns.
DeleteOho! I was disappointed to find that England Expects wasn't in the Bincscombe Tales omnibus that I picked up - so I've been straight to Amazon and bought Altered Englands! I'm not sure I'll be able to wait til Christmas, though!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tip, Dave!
That's my fault, Ray. I put the omnibus edition together and, even though John had given me "England Expects", I left it out because I still hoped he'd write more stories. Once the final tale appears, that's it. In retrospect he was right to end it all there. He gave us twenty-six great stories, and although he still had plenty of ideas (as the afterword in the omnibus shows) it was time for him to move on to other things. I'm sad not to have more escapades of Mr Oakley and Mr Disvan, but instead we got Babylondon and Age of the Triffids and other wonderful books.
DeleteThanks for sharing these recommendations, Dave. I have read and enjoyed Roz's "Not Quite Lost" (featuring cameos by you) and have "How To Back Horses" and "Altered Englands" on my to-be-read shelf.
ReplyDeleteCan I also suggest for the Christmas film list, Red Riding Hood's finest outing, in Angela Carter & Neil Jordan's "The Company of Wolves". A proper faerietale.
Yes indeed, John, that's a cracker of a movie. I haven't seen it for several years so I'm due for a re-watch.
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